Kids, No Chaser

The Case of the Tiny Biter

Sunday, August 05, 2007 posted by Henri

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There's something really strange going on in my house. I've watched like a crapload of CSI like at least 2, maybe 2 and a half, episodes and I know that some science should lead me to the solution of this mystery and I can't wait to get some science stuff going on to apply to how I got up for one second while eating with my son and came back to find a bite missing from my dessert bar and then later on I found this nectarine with like another baby sized bite out of it. I'm really super intelligent so when the wife came home I asked her to confess but she said some mumbo jumbo about not being in the house at the time it happened, to which I said yeah but we both know you left the house with a KEY that you could have used to get back in silently but she wouldn't let me measure her teeth so I'm gonna wait until she falls asleep tonight to close this case.

In an unrelated incident, some powdered sugar mysteriously appeared on the ConMan's mouth while we were eating dinner tonight. This case is a little harder so I might have to focus my super intelligence on case #1 before moving onto case #2.

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9 Comments:

Blogger honglien123 said...

OMG! We have the same mystery in our house! Only for us, we discover an entire basket worth of fruit bitten by some small being. I'd blame the five year old since the toddler's too low to the ground, but the toddler's in a monkey phase, hmm...

10:58 AM

 
Blogger halfmama said...

Look, I think you need to commend this perp on his self-control. If this shit was within reach in our house, it would have been devoured in 2.4 seconds. ONE BITE? From a dessert bar? Even that nectarine... no way. We would have found a lonely pit.

12:59 PM

 
Blogger Whit said...

have you checked for mice?

1:07 PM

 
Blogger angie said...

i find grooves in the butter approximately the width of kid fingers . . . but then again, i don't watch CSI.

3:31 PM

 
Blogger Katie said...

Could it be a hungry baby ninja?

6:30 PM

 
Anonymous R2Dad said...

we only experience that sort of mysterious biting at the bottom of every chocolate in the boxes of Sees candy that show up around the holidays--doesnt matter if its the 1 lb or 5 lb...meat and veg seem to avoid that same fate.

11:10 PM

 
Blogger Henri said...

Strangely the tooth pattern ended up not matching my wife. She still insists on framing our kid, but there is no way that he would be devious enough to stop at one bite and then put the nectarine back in order to take another bite later...hmm I was afraid of this but I'm gonna have to start considering Gremlins.

11:40 AM

 
Blogger The Baker Girl said...

You crack me up! I love your posts, especially when you so nonchalantly mention your superior-human macho genius traits. Your kids are going to have a fun time growing up.

8:32 AM

 
Blogger ellen said...

megan and i used to eat powdered sugar...it's a gateway drug yknow. hey email me back! and when'd you get a chicken?? why you teaching con your moves?

12:58 PM

 

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