Kids, No Chaser

Animal Farm: Monkey Ennui

Wednesday, November 08, 2006 posted by Henri

Yeah, another day another dollar. Grinding that organ and dancing for peanuts. Sigh...well here I am like I am at the end of every other day of my life, hanging with the usual band of merry animals. At the animal bar, drowning our sorrows and making our way one day at a time to that great big hope of being somebody someday.

Neehowma Panda...hows tricks? Heard anything new on the streets?

Yeah, I'm not surprised nuthin's new. Same old crap day in and day out. Hey getting a bit crowded here earlier than usual. Looks like some new meat fell off the bus. This is a tough city my friends, you shoulda swapped that bus fare for a pint of gin and saved yourself the trouble of travelin to nowheresville. Hey Panda whats with the German kid? Don't he know this is an animal bar?

Hey friend, I just followed this here nurse behind me. We don't want no trouble...aren't you that writer? You're big in Europe. ConMonKey right? Let me buy you a drink friend.

Do I look like I need another drink? Hey Panda, tell the German kid they don't serve Jaeger here.

I'm actually Swiss.

I said I'm Swiss.

Hey Panda, should we sick CrazyJohnny on him?

They don't call me CrazyJohnny for nuthin.

...Uh-oh don't look now boss but it looks like your lady just walked in. Time to go home now hahahapeephah

Hello monkey.

You're not the boss of me, I'll hang out at the animal bar for as long as I like. I am king of my jungle...

OK guys...I'll see you tomorrow.


Blogger lf said...

you are freakin hilarious sometimes. okok. you're hilarious all of the time! geez.

11:06 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude...possibly some of the greatest Halloween costumes I've ever seen. And needless to say, your commentary had me cracking up.

6:51 AM

Blogger Woman with Kids said...

Ohmygod, that's priceless. I'd forgot how hard life can be for a pimp, er, monkey guy...

1:28 PM


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