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Scenes From a Marriage: Cruise Control

Sunday, October 15, 2006 posted by Henri

Cindy: Maybe we should see a marriage counselor.
Henri: Psychiatry?
Cindy: Well there are also psychologists...
Henri: Cindy, you have to understand this. Here we are today where I talk out against drugs and psychiatric abuses of electric shocking people, okay, against their will, of drugging children with them not knowing the effects of these drugs. Do you know what Aderol is? Do you know Ritalin? Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug? Do you understand that?
Cindy: Are you just saying what Tom Cruise said on the Today show to get out of talking about a serious subject?
Henri: No, you see. Here's the problem. You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.
Cindy: Are you planning on blogging this? Is that why you're being a smart-ass?
Henri: You're glib.
Cindy: I wish I married MetroDad.
Henri: You and me both sister.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Rob Barron said...

Yeah, my wife hates that too.

7:58 AM

 
Anonymous MetroDad said...

I hear that MetroDad guy now only has an enormous penis but also he farts roses!

Truth be told (and as I'm sure my wife will attest), being married to MetroDad probably sounds much better online than it does in real life.

That being said, lay off taking counseling advice from Tom Cruise. That mofo is crazy!

10:37 PM

 
Blogger Hanh said...

I think we all want to marry MD's online persona.

3:37 PM

 
Blogger Henri said...

MD: They don't call him Maverick for nothing

6:32 PM

 
Blogger lf said...

when is cindy coming back???!!!! hahaha... i thought this was corndog AND rootbeer. ;-)

9:32 AM

 

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