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Google #1: I need a sound of Corndog

Friday, October 20, 2006 posted by Henri

Congratulations reader from West Milford, New Jersey. You are truly rad. You needed a sound of corndog and wisely you turned to Google and wisely Google told you the number 1 site in the entire world for seekers of the sound of corndog is no other than CorndogandRootbeer. In fact, very few people realize that the background music on our site is the actual sound of corndog. You have a fever and the only prescription is the sound of Corndog.

Plans for World Domination:
1) Get a lot of Duct Tape
2) Go to Charm School
3) Master cocktail party conversation
4) Get 23 billion dollars
5) Learn Karate
6) Get a sound of Corndog

Like the many seekers of world domination who have passed by here before you, you needed help with number 6. Now you have it. The beautiful haunting perfect sound which is the sound of corndog. You may now continue on to step numbers 7 through 92. Be strong. I look forward to your reign of domination.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jonathon said...

That's the funniest/weirdest post I've read yet today.

Word domination, indeed.

12:37 PM

 
Blogger Henri said...

I just got the following google hit on my site:

"rights to own a monkey Amarillo texas"

I'm number 6 on the list. It's just one of those wacky google days.

1:48 PM

 
Blogger honglien123 said...

So you ARE pondering what I'm pondering! Dang, who knew it was so hard to raise 23 billion dollars. It's so depressing I think I WILL go have a corndog.

2:11 PM

 

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