Kids, No Chaser

8 Facts about Henri DuNord: Superdad

Saturday, November 17, 2007 posted by Henri

1. Henri doesn't get tagged, tags get Henried

2. Henri doesn't check which side of the diaper is the front, nothing can turn their back on Henri.

3. Diaper Genie asks Henri for wishes

4. Henri doesn't potty train, Henri potty bullettrains

5. Henri's kids don't get Time Outs, the universe pauses so Henri can talk to his kids about sharing.

6. Henri doesn't know the 5 types of baby cries, Henri only know the 792 types of grown-men-fearing-Henri cries

7. Henri installs car seats in one try

8. Henri doesn't drive a minivan, Henri drives a Maxivan


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7 Comments:

Blogger Rattling The Kettle said...

Dude, "Maxivan" (with wings?) is even less manly than "minivan".

1:37 PM

 
Anonymous Dan said...

I fear Henri

2:51 PM

 
Blogger J. said...

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4:14 PM

 
Blogger Henri said...

Henri hates SPAM

6:11 PM

 
Blogger Whit said...

Dude, Chuck Norris has nothing on you.

7:36 AM

 
Blogger Henri said...

www.chucknorrisfacts.com went down as soon as I wrote my post. In fear.

8:09 AM

 
Blogger honglien123 said...

How do you pause the universe? You must share. I want a nap.

5:51 PM

 

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