tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post2451635879979985921..comments2007-11-19T08:13:19.342-08:00Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-79881115740832093642007-11-19T08:13:00.000-08:002007-11-19T08:13:00.000-08:00

If I were gay theres no way in hell you'd ever catch me in Dockers. Wait a sec. Damn you set me up.

Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-48127563873604000602007-11-18T23:33:00.000-08:002007-11-18T23:33:00.000-08:00

You know how I know you're gay? You wear Dockers and check out your friends' butts.

MetroDadhttp://metrodad.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-50526173923825352082007-11-17T09:53:00.000-08:002007-11-17T09:53:00.000-08:00

"Henri has looked at your butt"<BR/><BR/>-Superpoke

Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-18820088664361314622007-11-17T09:44:00.000-08:002007-11-17T09:44:00.000-08:00

Ahhh...now we know who's been checking out butts!

ellesmommynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-62350652668555287842007-11-17T09:03:00.000-08:002007-11-17T09:03:00.000-08:00

Don't pretend you don't know how they make my butt look.<BR/><BR/>I heard about those shoes you picked up in London bro. I can't roll with you, you are in an entirely different league in both butts and shoes.

Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-3777094193535722062007-11-16T21:55:00.000-08:002007-11-16T21:55:00.000-08:00

How do they make your butt look?<BR/><BR/>I'm your self-appointed Tim Gunn. Proudly keep on with the pants that meet your goals. If low price, sweat-pant comfort, anti-branding, and no effort have primacy, cool, but you don’t end up with beauty. You end up with laundry-weary, triple-pleated khakis with a cell phone utility belt. Or Dockers. Or Kirkland Perry Ellis Portfolio.<BR/><BR/>If you

peachboynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-36549183919072523202007-11-16T21:02:00.000-08:002007-11-16T21:02:00.000-08:00

The problem is it's a slippery slope from Dockers to Sansabelts to Depends. Once you head down that slope no one is sure where you are on that curve. Even if it's a losing battle, keep fighting.

R2Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-17264795701593603832007-11-16T14:34:00.000-08:002007-11-16T14:34:00.000-08:00

LMAO re: the ghetto fabulous perry ellis pant specials a la costco. (my dad *LOVES* these pants!)<BR/><BR/>fight the dockers! fight the minivan! o . . . um . . . uh . . . never mind that last one. *cough*

angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15917231396075713517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-69738555869161620172007-11-15T17:14:00.000-08:002007-11-15T17:14:00.000-08:00

Elasticated is a kick ass word.<BR/><BR/>Perry Ellis Portfolio Costco Pants are ghetto fabulous.

Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-80097717132467248302007-11-15T16:53:00.000-08:002007-11-15T16:53:00.000-08:00

Yah, elasticized waist and self-belt included. <BR/><BR/>I'm SO SORRY about the Dockers. I will NEVER EVER buy them again. I vow to remember the tenets of pants buying:<BR/><BR/>1) Only Perry Ellis Portfolio<BR/>2) Only from Costco<BR/>3) If at Costco do not get blindsided by other cool-sounding brands like Reaction or Liz Claiborne; they are no match for the Perry Ellis Portfolio

Cindyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10497938165006951662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-29386678849839417642007-11-15T12:03:00.000-08:002007-11-15T12:03:00.000-08:00

Did they have an elasticated waist?

Danhttp://www.allthatcomeswithit.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-64814796672464759242007-11-15T11:23:00.000-08:002007-11-15T11:23:00.000-08:00

Holy Crap those photos are actually taken near me. It's the SF <A HREF="http://www.sanfranciscophotos.net/uploaded_images/Ferry.Bldg.Nite-772411.JPG" REL="nofollow"> Ferry Building </A>

Henrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16761756953188913137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-57608617232897252912007-11-15T10:29:00.000-08:002007-11-15T10:29:00.000-08:00

Maybe your wife is trying to tell you something: that she wants you to take her out for a classy, romatic night on the town like the couple in that photo. Is there a clock tower near your house?

Rattling The Kettlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01487831910924501194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-55227940770924974152007-11-15T09:20:00.000-08:002007-11-15T09:20:00.000-08:00

Gotta draw the line somewhere. Tell her she can give you Dockers if they come wrapped around a Harley.

JJ Daddy-Ohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09276920260919916896noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12243149.post-38067329645321080522007-11-15T01:56:00.000-08:002007-11-15T01:56:00.000-08:00

Don't wear those pants!<BR/><BR/>Fight! Fight, godammit! We want you to fight!<BR/><BR/>P.S. Maybe you could wear them while you're driving your minivan?

A.http://www.blogger.com/profile/18296570828032331870noreply@blogger.com