Comments on corndog and rootbeer: the one about the pipe breaking (warning colorful ...

henri, dude! I didn't know what the hell he was ta...

2006-10-12T10:25:00.000-07:00

henri, dude! I didn't know what the hell he was talking about either, but apparantly every time he fixed something someone we knew died. When he fixed the washing machine, I found out the sweet judge who married us (whom I'd known since I was 13) passed away (I'd forgotten he'd fixed the washing machine when I found out). When he installed the faucet, an acquaintance's mom died. Yeah, he's not

MD: Dude if I built your kitchen you would end up ...

2006-10-11T21:47:00.000-07:00

MD: Dude if I built your kitchen you would end up with a gigantic whisky bar and a hot plate. Actually yeah, let's vacation swap and then you'll come home with a bar and you can blame it on me to the Bosslady.

jonathan: Dude you got to buy a home because in Texas you can buy like a mansion for the price of three weeks rent at an SF Tenderloin crackhouse.

Leeny: Thank you and

I love the conversations you inspire Henri. Edited...

2006-10-11T15:47:00.000-07:00

I love the conversations you inspire Henri. Edited for content and stupidity...
honglien123: Hey, how long did it take us to call a plumber to fix our pipe again?
J: like a week
honglien123: How much money did we spend?
J: like $300
honglien123: But we were ankle deep in shit right? [It was our main sewer line that broke.]
honglien123: Nah, we spent WAY more than that,

hah! So, uh... what did you do with all your extra...

2006-10-11T12:48:00.000-07:00

hah! So, uh... what did you do with all your extra tools? I need to use that gremlin excuse in school next time. Seems that it works well.

Two things -

1) that story made me think o...

2006-10-11T12:41:00.000-07:00

Two things -

1) that story made me think of a hetero, Korean version of David Sedaris

2) I recently replaced the plumbing under my house with copper. While it took me nearly two weeks to complete (and a full two days w/o water), the f'ing plumbers wanted $5k! If I could make $5k every two weeks, I'd be a happy man. But my wife would still think I'm retarded.

Wow my word verication right now says: nunja. That...

2006-10-11T12:17:00.000-07:00

Wow my word verication right now says: nunja. That is very very cool. That's like Nun + Ninja = Nunja.

That's so cool I forgot what I was here to type about.

Came over here from Metrodad. You're a funny, fun...

2006-10-11T10:14:00.000-07:00

Came over here from Metrodad. You're a funny, funny guy! I both admire/cringe that you wanted to tackle a job like that yourself. My husband loves that we live in an apartment now where if something needs fixing just call the management office on site!

I am hereby never owning a home. You seem like a ...

2006-10-11T09:19:00.000-07:00

I am hereby never owning a home. You seem like a very smart guy who's handy, and stuff.

I am not handy. Instead of third degree burns, I would've accidentally killed myself I'm sure.

If you feel like flying cross-country and building...

2006-10-11T09:10:00.000-07:00

If you feel like flying cross-country and building a kitchen, come on over. It'll be a fun project for you and I'll bet your wife will be mighty impressed. IN all seriousness, I'm very humbled by your craftsmanship skills. It's why I could never live in a house. All I've got is a screwdriver and a super. Oh well...